The Cast of Bleach Discusses the Afghan War
Ichigo: Good day. This is the first in a series of roundtable discussions by the cast of Bleach discussing the major issues of the day. We present this as a public service. Today our topic is the Afghan war.
Orihime: They’re fighting a war over rugs?
Ichigo: What?
Orihime: An Afghan is a rug.
Rukia: No, you’re confused, Orihime. An Afghan is a blanket. You are thinking of Pershan rugs.
Orihime: What’s Persia?
Ichigo: Persia is Iran.
Orihime: It’s what?
Ichigo: Iran.
Renji: Maybe it was something you ate!
Chad: Ha! Good one! (High fives Renji.)
Orihime: So they are fighting over blankets and rugs?
Ichigo: No! Blankets and rugs have nothing to do. . . .
Uryu: An Afghan is a breed of dog. The Afghan wolfhound?
Orihime: So what happened with the doggie?
Renji: It had an accident and ruined the Pershan rug.
Orihime: And that started the war?
Chad: Then they had to put the dog to sleep.
Orihime: Poor doggie!
Uryu: And now the dog’s owners want revenge.
Ichigo: Now stop that, you guys! Orihime, this has nothing to do with rugs, blankets or dogs.
Orihime: Oh!
Ichigo: Anyway, we are out of time. Join us next time when we discuss global warming.
Orihime: Oh, I know about that! We get global warming in the summer and global cooling in the winter!
Rukia: Orihime, how many times did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
Orihime: Uh, gee. I dunno exactly. A couple of times.
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